it hurts when i pee
the killers ruined my life

Debbie Harry photographed by Lynn Goldsmith, 1978
west-coast-darling:

SO frickin cute
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

averagefairy:

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

(via flowers-killers)

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

(via snazzysauce)

mangomamita:

Lottie